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[Verse]
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Phlegm lapels for the last time
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Corn beef legs for the last time
    G
Oh, we're so glad
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That you've finally decided


[Chorus]
             Eb             
But then you see someone new
        Ab
And you want someone new
       Eb
So you have someone new
        Bb
I don't blame you
Eb                  Ab
We would all do the same as you
   D                     G
If ever we had the nerve to


[Verse]
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Chips with cream for the last time
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The people's friend for the last time
    G
Oh, we're so glad
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That you've finally decided


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Tiny striped socks for the last time
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Pokes and prods for the last time
        G
And the doctor said
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"don't nod your head until june !"


[Chorus]
             Eb             
But then you see someone new
        Ab
And you want someone new
       Eb
So you have someone new
        Bb
I don't blame you
Eb                  Ab
We would all do the same as you
   D                      G
If ever we had the chance to


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Sick at noon for the last time
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And who is going to clean up ?
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Would you be so kind ?
    G
Oh, everybody's staring
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At the strange clothes that you're wearing


C                  F    Eb D C 
Bad advice for the last time
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And people being nice for the very first time
    G
Oh, we're so glad
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That you have   finally decided !