[Intro] B  G#m  C#m  F#  B

I’ve always had people say

Donald you have the most beautiful hands

[First Part]

B             G#m
Hey girl it’s me
        C#m
D-O-N-A-L-D
            F#                          B
Don’t you believe what you read in the news
        G#m
It’s not true
                C#m              F#
I really want to get with you I do

            B             G#m
So if you’re not Rosie O’Donnell
            C#m
I’ll let you go ahead
     F#                   B
And fondle my long golden hair
        G#m                    C#m              F#
I don’t care, as long as Megan Kelly’s not there

[Pre-Chorus]

F#          B               G#m
So if you’ve got double D’s
           C#m        F#
And you’re not to ugly
           B     G#m                 C#m
You might be lucky enough to play with my
            F#
Play with my

[Chorus]

      C#m              F#               D#m
Tiny Love Hands, tiny love hands, tiny love hands
          G#m                     C#m
Oh let me touch you with my tiny love hands
      F#               D#m
Tiny love Hands, tiny love hands
            G#m                    C#m
Oh let me touch you with my tiny love hands
             F#
They’re super small
              C#m                    F#
You probably won’t even feel them at all