Eb               Bb       Gm  Ab
When I kiss you, like I used to
      Eb             Bb       Gm  Ab
I get baby, you just bit me
           Eb                    Bb       Gm  Ab
I couldn't help it your ears are tasty
         Eb                Bb
Shush my darling, part the red sea
N.C.
Moses is our guy


[Pre-Chorus]
Fm                  Gm
Darling here's your coffee
Fm             Bb
Soy milk extra froth


[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb
You! (Who me?) Yeah you! (What?!)
  Gm
I told you dear I switched to tea
    Ab
I'm trying to keep my gut healthy
Eb                  Bb
You! (Who me?) Yeah you! (Why me?)
     Gm
It's fine by me I'll drink it up
   Ab
If you want tea you're out of luck
Eb           Bb  Gm  Ab
Silly goose
N.C.                   Bb  Gm  Ab
You're my silly goose


[Verse 2]
       Eb           Bb       Gm  Ab
Sunday driving, navigation
      Eb               Bb         Gm  Ab
Honey baby, what's the next turn?
      Eb        N.C.          Bb  Gm  Ab
Hit a dead end (frustration!)
       Eb   N.C.
I look over (apple maps?)
N.C.
Steve is not our guy


[Pre-Chorus]
Fm              Gm
I'll go get the apple
Fm                  Bb
You just rest right here


[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb
You! (Who me?) Yeah you! (What?!)
    Gm
You know I like that granny smith
    Ab
You always get that fuji shit
Eb                  Bb
You! (Who me?) Yeah you! (Why me?)
   Gm                             Ab
It doesn't matter what I buy, the neighbors hate your apple pie
Eb           Bb  Gm  Ab
Silly goose
N.C.                   Bb  Gm  Ab
You're my silly goose
N.C.                        Bb  Gm  Ab
You're my silly silly goose
N.C.
You're my silly silly silly goose