Bm                                 G
A barrel full of monkeys would be an awful lot of fun
             D                       A
So won't you tell me where I can get some
Bm                         G
Maybe there's a baby I can just steal from a pram
         D                  A
Oh yes I want one, a really cute one
Bm                             G
There's a Vivian Westwood baby here on page sixteen
D                        A                 A
Of the new edition of my favorite magazine

[CHORUS]
Bm
Keep reading Vogue Bambini
G
Drink a glass of dry martini
D               A
Lie down and go bam-bam

[VERSE BDA K]
Bm G D A Bm G D A

[VERSE]
Bm                                G
Boys are just like babies they do things that babies do
        D                      A
They go bam-bam, and bring the house down
Bm                                   G
I've got Johnson's bubble bath, I've got baby shampoo
            D                A
But not the baby, the monkey won't do
Bm                                 G
With my pop star boyfriend sitting in our little flat
D                           A               A
Hoping that tummy will just suddenly go fat

[CHORUS]
Bm
Keep reading Vogue Bambini
G
Drink a glass of dry martini
D               A
Lie down and go bam-bam

[VERSE BDA K]
Bm G D A Bm G D A

[CHORUS]
Bm
Keep reading Vogue Bambini
G
Drink a glass of dry martini
D               A
Lie down and go bam-bam