E                            A
I'm two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
After a night on the town
E                            A
Just two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
If I can just keep 'em down.


[Verse 1]
E                            A
I woke up this mornin' with moss on my tongue
B7                    E
My head soundin' just like a cave
E                            A
Tryin' to remember the things that I done
B7                    E
I wish I would learn to behave.


[Verse 2]
E                            A
I jumped like a rabbit when I heard that alarm
B7                    E
Time to get back in the race
E                            A
Two cans of breakfast won't do me no harm
B7                    E
I'll shave when I find my face.


[Chorus]
E                            A
I'm two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
After a night on the town
E                            A
Just two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
If I can just keep 'em down.


[Verse 3]
E                            A
The newsman is sayin' conditions are poor
B7                    E
The weatherman says it might rain
E                            A
Well, I know the causes and I know the cure
B7                    E
For all this self-inflicted pain.


[Chorus]
E                           A
I'm two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
After a night on the town
E                            A
Just two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
If I can just keep 'em down.


[Verse 4]
E                            A
If you're healthy and happy take my advice
B7                    E
What's good for me ain't for you
E                            A
Stay with your diet of water and ice
B7                    E
Right now we've got something to do.


[Chorus]
E                            A
I'm two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
After a night on the town
E                            A
Just two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
If I can just keep 'em down.


[Chorus]
E                            A
I'm two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
After a night on the town
E                             A
Just two beers away from a beautiful day
B7                    E
If I can just keep 'em down...