Riff 1
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------7h9--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------7h9-----7h9----------------------------------------------------------|
E|--7h9----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Riff 2 ***make sure the bends are HUGE***
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------10b---10b---10b---10b----------------------------|
G|----9b---9b---9b---9b---7-----7-----7-----7--------------------------------|
D|--7----7----7----7---------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Lyrics
This plane is definitely crashing!
This boat is obviously sinking!
This building's totally burning down!
And my...
And my heart is slowly drying up!