The Colbert Report Starring Stephen Colbert
                              Misc Televison

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There are two ways to do the chorus:
1st Way:
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I found the second way to be easier and it sounded better.
Put a capo on the guitar upside-down, so that it is not holding down
the thicker E-string
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