You put your best friend on
You had me halfway conned
I'm not as smart as you
I asked to stay too long
You tricked me with your tongue
I'm not as able as you

I think you meant to say no

You look ten years younger when you sleep
And wrap yourself around me
But I'm not embarrassed about being mean
I'm just dodging potholes
I'm just fighting cheap

Nice shirt, salvador dali

What she took, he put back
And I know what you think this sounds like
Well, you're right