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[Verse 1]
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And he sings when he mops, seems to help him a lot
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Where there's uneven stairs Mr. Landlord is there
         B/F#                             Em        
Well, he mops all day, can't get away too long 
    B/F#                                E
And when he's through there's windows too

[Bridge]
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Then Nellie comes to see him
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With a straight face, she comes to see him
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And taking her favorite pen from her pocket
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She writes it down the things that she's found

[Chorus]
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And he always, sometimes gets a little nervous
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'Cause he'd like for her to stay for a day…

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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”Would you care for a drink”
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”This is business”, says she
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”Tell me where are the vents for these apartments”
        B/F#                     Em
So they go upstairs to inspect air
    B/F#                             E
The air is good, it's really good up there

[Bridge]
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She's glad that he cares so much
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About the safety of electrical outlets
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And taking her favorite pen from her pocket
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She writes it down, the things that she's found

[Chorus]
               C                       E
But she always sometimes gets a little nervous
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'Cause she'd like to stay with him for a day…