[Intro] Dm  A7  Bb  A7
 
[First Part]

       Dm                A7
Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go
  Bb                  A7
Into the nurse's office where I float away
    Dm                      A7
I'm pale as the loose leaf paper they grow
  Bb                       A7
From howling out all my lungs in the snow
 
[Pre-Chorus]

             Dm
Yeah, I'm coughing
        A7
I'm bleeding
   Bb            A7
Band-Aids won't heal it
              Dm
Because they hate me
          A7          Bb
So I'm faking all of this
          A7
So they take me
 
[Chorus]

         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
              Bb6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
            Dm       A7
This isn't all, all, all
                Bb6            A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
 
[Interlude]

 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
Oooooh
 
[Second Part]

  Dm            A7
Teacher, can I sit right there?
 Bb                       A7
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
      Dm                A7
No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard stare
  Bb                      A7
I fake up the seizure, I left outta there
 
[Pre-Chorus]

             Dm
Yeah, I'm coughing
        A7
I'm bleeding
   Bb            A7
Band-Aids won't heal it
              Dm
Because they hate me
          A7          Bb
So I'm faking all of this
          A7
So they take me
 
[Chorus]

         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
              Bb6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
            Dm       A7
This isn't all, all, all
                Bb6            A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
 
[Bridge]

 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
No, no.. No!
 Dm  C#dim  Gm/Bb  A7
*coughing*
 Dm  C#dim  Gm/Bb  A7
*coughing*
 Dm  C#dim  Gm/Bb  A7
*coughing*
 
[Chorus]

         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
              Bb6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
            Dm       A7
This isn't all, all, all
                Bb6            A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
 
[Outro]

 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
All, ooh
 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
All, ooh