A
Tom: You said we're manufactured,

you must have got it wrong,

we did this stupid challenge
                                   D
and we wrote this song in half an hour
                                   D
Danny and Dougie:                 sofa hyundai administration
                    A
Tom: oh in half an hour
                    A
Danny and Dougie:  sofa hyundai administration
              E
Tom: our reputation to loose
              D                   A
thats why we wrote the top gear blues

        A
Danny: jeremys antique

the hamster just squeaks

james is such a geek
                                   D
and i really want to know who the stig is

                                   D
Tom and Dougie:                    sofa hyundai administration
                   A
Danny: who is the stig?
                   A
Tom and Dougie:   sofa hyundai administration
                E
Danny: our reputation to loose
        D
when i sing the top gear blues

(Solo)

      Bb
Tom: jeremys antique

the hamster just squeaks

james is just a geek
                                    Eb
and i really want to know whos the stig?
                                    Eb
Danny and Dougie:                   sofa hyundai administration
                    Bb
Tom: yeah whos the stig?
                    Bb
Danny and Dougie:   sofa hyundai administration
              F
Tom: our reputation to loose
              Eb
thats why we wrote the top gear
            F
Dougie: my penis grows huge
        Eb
when i sing the top gear
              F
Danny: i'm a little confused
                Eb                Bb
this is why we sing the top gear blues