Hang that wreath so I can
Have a Happy New Year
You're so pretty, people envy you

Can you tie a tie?
You're the reason
Children turn to dope
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/margot_the_nuclear_so_sos/love_song_for_a_schubas_bartender.html ]
Pour my drink so we can
Have ourselves a good time
You're the reason people lose their minds

When they're all around you
And you don't know
What you've done