Ab                  Db
I don't wanna go to school today
Eb                      Ab
Mostly 'cause I'm not enrolled
    Ab                            Db
And I'd look kinda creepy on the campus
Eb                 Ab
I'm just a bit too old

[Chorus 1]
          Db                          Ab
Well, I'm gonna stay at home, and I'm gonna write this song
        Eb                           Ab
And I'm gonna play it for you on the telephone
   Db                       Ab    Ab/G    Fm
If you come to my door I am gonna let you in
    Db                    Eb    Ab
But then you'll hear this song again

[Verse 2]
          Ab                     Db
I've been taking mental notes on NASA
  Eb                        Ab
I guess my head has been in space
Ab                       Db
I don't ever wanna be an astronaut
Eb                   Ab
I'm not gonna go any place

[Chorus 2]
        Db                          Ab
No, I'm gonna stay at home, and I'm gonna write this song
        Eb                           Ab
And I'm gonna play it for you on the telephone
   Db                       Ab    Ab/G    Fm
If you come to my door I am gonna let you in
    Db                    Eb    Ab
But then you'll hear this song again
          Db                          Ab
Well, I'm gonna stay at home, and I'm gonna write this song
        Eb                           Ab
And I'm gonna play it for you on the telephone
   Db                       Ab    Ab/G    Fm
If you come to my door I am gonna let you in
    Db                    Eb    Ab
But then you'll hear this song again