Photographic duchess, cousin of the queen
I've been infatuated duchess since I knew you had the queen

It's the way you move in castle grounds
You are the cousin of the queen for Christ's sake

Duchess I will like you
And that says a lot for me
I'd like you even better duchess
If she died and you were queen

Regal by appointment, relation to the queen
I thought you were attractive duchess
But that clinched it all for me

Sometimes you're here at my side
And sometimes you travel in time
I don't believe that wherever you travel