Dm
I'm a walking nightmare
   Dm (or F)
An arsenal of doom
  G                        C            A7
I kill conversations as I walk into the room
      Dm
I'm a three line whip
        Dm (or F)
I'm the sort of thing they ban
      G                       C  A7
I'm a walking disaster boy

Tied to a chair
And the bomb is ticking
The situation is not of your picking
You say that this wasn't in your plan
Don't mess around with the demolition man

      Dm
I'm a walking nightmare
   Dm (or F)
An arsenal of doom
  G                        C            A7
I kill conversations as I walk into the room
      Dm
I'm a three line whip
        Dm (or F)
I'm the sort of thing they ban
      G                       C  A7
I'm a walking disaster boy

Tied to the tracks
And the trains just coming
Strapped to the wing
With the engine running
You say that this wasn't in your plan
Don't mess around with the demolition man

I'm a walking nightmare
An arsenal of doom
I kill conversations as I walk into the room
I'm a three line whip
I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster boy

      Dm                  Dm (or F)
I'm a walking nightmare
  G                    C A7
I kill conversations
  Dm
I kill conversations
        Dm (or F)
I'm the sort of thing they ban
      G                      C A7
I'm a walking disaster boy