If I'm a bowl of cherries
Then you're a tangerine
So I sat right down and I wrote me a song
Called "Life Is Peaches and Cream"

I say strange things on the telephone
When I'm waking from a dream
I recite the lines in the back of my mind
Going, "Life is peaches and cream"

You can try to turn it upside down
Or turn it inside out
You put your best foot in and you shake it around
And that's what it's all about

When I flip around the channels
All I see upon the screen
Is a big blue sign with a single line
Saying, "Life is peaches and cream"

You can try to turn it upside down
Or turn it inside out
You put your best foot in and you shake it around
And that's what it's all about

And as I go to heaven
In the back of my Luv-Machine
I can hear them say as I fly away,
"Life is peaches and cream"
I can hear them say as I fly away,
"Life is peaches and cream"