[intro and verses]
AmFC/GGE|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------5-----------1-----------5-----------3-----|
G|-----5-----5-----2-----2-----5-----5-----4-----4--|
D|--7-----------3-----------5-----------5-----------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|[beginning of bridge]
AmE|--------------------------12--10--12--10--24--22--24--22--|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------9--7--9--7----------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|--7--5--7--5----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
[intro]
AmFC/GGAmFC/GG
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
[verse]
AmFC/GG
I'd start with the thighs where the fatty part lies
AmFC/GG
Thicc thighs, save lives, quite literally this time
AmFC/GG
My flesh will taste okay, my dog will eat the pain away
AmFC/GG
Cause the whole world is dying, and I'm tired of surviving
[chorus]
AmFC/GG
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
AmFC/GGG#
The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
AmFC/GG
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
AmFC/GG
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
[bridge]
AmAmFC5G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
AmFC5G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
AmFC5G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
AmFC5G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
N.C.
Temmie
[verse]
AmFC/GG
I wish I had more time, but there goes my spine
AmFC/GG
I'm not alone, because she's chewing my bones
AmFC/GG
My body's bleeding out, she's eaten half my torso now
AmFC/GG
Think I'm losing my eyesight, I've been here all night
[chorus]
AmFC/GG
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
AmFC/GGG#
The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
AmFC/GG
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
AmFC/GG
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
[bridge]
AmAmFC5G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
AmFC5G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
AmFC5G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
AmFC5G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
[chorus]
AmFC5G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
AmFC5G5
The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
AmFC5G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
AmFC5G5
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
N.C.
If there was a zombie apocalypse
[outro]
AmFC/GGAmFC/GGAmFC/GG