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I used to hold the biggest balls
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Deep inside my castle walls
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Spend my nights with concubine-
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Wasted, unchaste, drunk on blood red wine
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Being the king was pretty cool
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I'd have to say that ruling ruled
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And I'd be in throne still
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Had I not one day fallen ill

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I spit and I coughed, my vision went soft
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And my chest got tight
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My court, they surrounded me, they gagged and bounded me
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And threw me out into the night

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[Verse]
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Out in the mud I sadly sighed
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The waiting crowd laid and died
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There came a noise boisterous, from down in the cloisters
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And I heard them call the cry;

[Bridge]
N.C
"Draw up the drawbridge, draw down the blinds!
Everyone inside is getting high tonight!
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Waiting for the plague to move on
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No one's getting sober till the liquor's all gone!"

[Verse]
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The bra in the candelabra
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The panties on the paintings
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The Monks have tapped their finest cask
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And the Nuns are into fainting. They sing

[Chorus]
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"I hold my breath, you hit my chest."
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"I hold my breath, you hit my chest."
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"I hold my breath, you hit my chest."

[Verse]
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You stumble from the arms of the one
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What made you, didn't you?
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Fumble to the palms of the one
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What pays you, didn't you?

[Outro]
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