Am
As we do our thing, try to keep control
Am                                     C              G        Am
Careful what we sing, rock and roll is everything to everybody that you've ever met
C     G         Am
Dirty socks and all
          C              G            Am
If I ever make it to the top I really hope I don't forget:
C     Em         F
No one cares how tall I feel, at all

[Chorus]
D         F   G     Am                  F
If I ever write any songs about being a rock star
D               F                     Am
Slap me please, all right? That ain't me

[Verse 2]
Am
I've got more to say, I'm sticking to my guns
                 Am                          C         G               Am
Let the big boys play, they're the ones that wanted to become the very image they create
C          G       Am
Now that's all they are
                      C             G                  Am
They're the ones with nothing but a lifestyle to which no one can relate
C        Em   F                     D                  F
But they play guitar, don't you see how damn cool they are?
   Am                   F
Oh no! They take it too far
    D                F                             G
Now all the greatest love songs are secretly about heroin

[Chorus]
D         F   G     Am                  F
If I ever write any songs about being a rock star
D               F                     Am
Slap me please, all right? That ain't me

[Outro]
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A             Em
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G             Am
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G     C     D   D  D
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