You hear the ceiling
You get the feeling
Something is not right
You turn around
You hit the ground
Welcome to this Stoner's Paradise!

See evil bunnies
Pink unicorns with knives
It isn't funny
Get in your car
You didn't get far
Welcome to this Stoner's Paradise!

In the end
You come back for more
You re-open the door
You light it up
You take a puff
This time you're gonna be really fucked

I hope you've enjoyed this
It's now time to go
It's been really nice
say good bye to this
Stoner's Paradise!