Monobola

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Monobola

Eu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Todo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
Eu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Todo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

Desde que eu nasci, tinha um pensamento recorrente
Meus amigos tinham duas, por que eu sou diferente?
Os meus pais não explicavam, tinham vergonha de falar
E eu cresci com essa dúvida, sem saber como lidar

Então fiquei mais velho e entendi o que aconteceu
Eu nasci defeituoso, foi um castigo de Deus
Só tenho uma bola, e essa é minha maldição
E na escola, todos zombam pela minha condição

Eu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Todo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
Eu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Todo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

Mas um dia cansei e decidi revidar
Não é a falta de uma bola que vai me humilhar
Só tenho um ovo, mas pelo menos é grande
Sua mãe, que é uma gorda, parece um elefante

Não há nada de errado em ser diferente
O Lula não tem um dedo e virou presidente
O Saci não tem uma perna e ele é muito foda
Então, qual é o problema em ser monobola?

Eu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Todo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
Eu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Todo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

Muita gente famosa nasceu com um só ovo
E isso não é motivo pra nenhum desgosto
Vou te dar alguns exemplos que vão te surpreender
Como a falta de um ovo não afeta você

Arnold Schwarzenegger (é monobola!)
Napoleão Bonaparte (é monobola!)
Cristiano Ronaldo (é monobola!)
E o Michael Jackson? (Também é monobola!)
Pera, acho que eu tô esquecendo de alguém nessa lista
Há, mas é claro!
É o Adolf

Eu sou monobola, faço bullying na escola
Todo mundo me adora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
Eu sou monobola, faço bullying na escola
Todo mundo me adora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all

Ever since I was born, I've had this one recurring thought
My friends had two of them, why was I different?
My parents didn't explain it to me, they were too embarrassed to
And I grew up with that doubt, not knowing how to deal with it

Then I got older and understood what'd happened
I was born defective, it was a punishment from God
I only have one ball, and that is my curse
And at school everybody makes fun of me for my condition

I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all

But one day I had enough and decided to fight back
It's not one less ball that will get me humiliated
I only have one ball, but at least it's big
Your mom, that fat bitch, looks like an elephant

There's nothing wrong with being different
Lula has one finger missing and became president
Saci only has one leg and is a badass
So what's the issue with only having one ball?

I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all

A lot of famous people were born with only one ball
And that's no reason for disgust
I'll give you some examples that will blow your mind
How one missing ball doesn't affect you

Arnold Schwarzenegger (only has one ball!)
Napoléon Bonapart (only has one ball!)
Cristiano Ronaldo (only has one ball!)
And Michael Jackson? (Only has one ball!)
Wait, I think I'm forgetting to include someone
Oh, but of course!
It's Adolf

I only have one ball, I bully people at school
Everybody loves me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, I bully people at school
Everybody loves me because I only have one ball, —all

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