B             F#                G#m             F#           E
I hope you've got a health care plan and if you don't I understand
                              G                 F#m            B
But I got a question for ya', does your hideout have a covered lot?
               F#                G#m              F#                 E
And here's the hours I'm looking for, a part time shift from noon to four
                               G              F#
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when I Dungeon Master for my friends

B             F#                G#m             F#           E
Do I qualify for this?, Well let me tell you what you've missed
                      G               F#m                 B
I fired lasers from a sub, one year I blew a whole bridge up
          F#                G#m           F#           E
I spent a month up on the moon, raised in rank peon to goon
                                    G               F#                A
I could've gone much higher, except for the fact my boss was burned a-live

By a man shooting magma from his hands
         E                               B
I saw my job go up in a flame and it's a shame

[Chorus]
                     F#                    A
I'm curious what you pay and I could start today
                                 E                            B
Have faith in what's inside like Cringer turning in to Battle Cat
             F#                        A
So here I am again and with this leaky pen I summarize my skill set
E                          G         F#          B
Realize my path in life is set: I'll always be a henchman

[Verse]
B             F#                G#m             F#        E
You ask me what it is I'd do if I saw someone steal from you
                              G                 F#m            B
I'd stab him in his back and take it for myself, of course, you see
               F#                G#m              F#             E
I know that's what you'd want to hear, so drop a line to Señor Fear
                          G                 F#m
Is Dr. Hatred in your Five? He'll eat your bill alive
       A
So you better call now before he heads underground
             E                                          B
To fight the troglodytes in their cave, he's got a full plate

[Chorus]
            F#                    A
Is there 401k? And dental would be great
                                     E
Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've got bum knees not lions to stand on
B            F#                                  A
So here I am again, I love the feng shui in this den
                               E
I've worked for Psycho Possum. Compared to his your place is awesome
G         F#          B
Oh, I'll always be a henchman

[Bridge]
A
Other guys have weeks vacations
  E                               A        E
I work for dudes with lacerations on their faces
      A
These people they have aspirations
     E
They want to rule a private nation
         A                   E           E              B
When the screws you have are loose, what else you gonna do?

[Verse]
B                    F#m                             G#m
Appreciate your time today, there's not much more to say

Hope I'm what you're looking for though
E
You'll find I'm handy just like Panthro

[Chorus]
G        F#m            B
Oh, I'll always be henchman
B           G        F#m            B
Oh oh oh oh oh, I'll always be a henchman
B                       G        F#m            B
Oh oh oh this is what I do, I'll always be a henchman
B             G        F#m            B
This is who I am, I'll always be a henchman