G                              C
Outside a country store there's a board on the wall
       G                          D
That's filled with cards of every size
    G                                                   C
And what the folks are looking for, is written there to see
G              C              G
Reading it, it comes as no surprise


CHORUS:
C                                G
That everybody's looking for the same thing
C                             D 
The same thing, it's plain to see 
        C
It's an old Chevy, a bass player
  G                            D                           G
A country house on three acres, three bedrooms, absolutely free


                                       C
There's someone going to Boston with a guitar and a dog
      G                         D
And a lady with a goat to give away
        G                   C
There's ten free kittens, a square dance on Sunday
    G             C                 G
And Cindy, please get in touch with Ray


CHORUS:
 C                                G
That everybody's looking for the same thing
C                             D 
The same thing, it's plain to see 
        C
It's an old Chevy, a bass player
  G                            D                           G
A country house on three acres, three bedrooms, absolutely free


                                     C
Know your future, it's in the stars, fifteen dollars or fix my car
G                        D
You can call mornings or evenings until Nine
       G                                     C
Do you want to lose weight, meditate? Herbal remedies you can take
    G        C             G
And massages given at your house or mine


CHORUS:
 C                                G
That everybody's looking for the same thing
C                             D 
The same thing, it's plain to see 
        C
It's an old Chevy, a bass player
  G                            D                           G
A country house on three acres, three bedrooms, absolutely free


                                       C
So if you're needing something and you don't know where to start
G                                      D
Just make yourself a card that says it all
        G                                 C
Use the words that say it best, include a number and address
    G                  C             G
And pin it up with the others on the wall


CHORUS:
 C                                G
That everybody's looking for the same thing
C                             D 
The same thing, it's plain to see 
        C
It's an old Chevy, a bass player
  G                            D                           G
A country house on three acres, three bedrooms, absolutely free