Bb                F                Gm
Last week, I found a message in a bottle
         Dm                          Eb
It said: Go home, ain't nobody love you no more
F          Bb
I can't disagree
Bb                    F
So, last night I went to the club
Gm                Dm          Eb
Had a couple too many, threw up
          F           Bb
Now, everybody's laughing at me
   Bb             F
'Cause I'm way too sad
          Gm      Dm
Way too sad to dance
Eb          F        Bb
I'm way too sad to dance
         Bb                        F
'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree
     Gm            Dm
A broken heart and nobody
Eb              F              Bb
And that's why I'm too sad to dance
    Bb                      F
And now I just wait by the telephone
            Gm                    Dm
You ain't coming back and I should've known
Eb               F           Bb
And that's why I'm too sad to dance
    Bb           F            Gm          Dm
Oh, da-da-dum-da-da-da, da-da-dum-da-da-dum
Eb             F            Bb
That's why I'm too sad to dance
     Bb                       F
This morning, I knocked at your door
Gm                 Dm
Just to admit my flaws
Eb                F                Bb
But you said you've heard it all before, mm
   Bb                     F
And this Christmas I got no gifts
Gm                      Dm
Do I really deserve all this?
Eb                     F               Bb
So, I head straight down to the liquor store
      Bb         F
'Cause I'm way too sad
Gm            Dm
Way too sad to dance
Eb         F        Bb
I'm way too sad to dance
           Bb                F
'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree
   Gm               Dm
A broken heart and nobody
Eb                F            Bb
And that's why I'm too sad to dance
    Bb                      F
And now I just wait by the telephone
         Gm                        Dm
You ain't coming back and I should've known
Eb                   F          Bb
And that's why I'm too sad to dance
Bb            F            Gm           Dm
Oh, da-da-dum-da-da-da, da-da-dum-da-da-dum
Eb           F             Bb
That's why I'm too sad to dance
Bb              F         Gm            Dm
Oh, da-da-dum-da-da-da, da-da-dum-da-da-dum
Eb            F           Bb
That's why I'm too sad to dance
Bb                   F
So, I called up my pops last night
Gm                  Dm
He said by the morning light
Eb        F           Bb
You won't need no romance
Bb                    F
He told me: Walk that walk alone
Gm                  Dm
And talk that talk, you know
Eb                F           Bb
'Cause you don’t need no one to dance