RIFF 1
E|---------------------|


E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------8--6--5-----5----5--6--5---3-------------------------|
G|---------5----5--7--5--4--7----------------------------------------5--4--5--2-------------|
D|----7-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------0--0--0----|
B|--------------------------------------1--1--1----|
G|---5----5--7--5--4---------------| -0--0--0----
D|----------------------5---3--5--------2--2--2----|
A|--------------------------------------3--3--3----|
E|--------------------------------------0--0--0----|


RIFF 2
E|------------|

E|----------------------------0-----------------------------------------0---------------|
B|-------------------------------1-----------------------------------------3------------|
G|------------------0-----------------------------------------0-------------------------|
D|----0---2p0-0-0------0------------------------0---2p0-0-0------0----------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|----------------------------0-------|
B|-------------------------------1----|
G|------------------0-----------------|
D|----0---2p0-0-0------0--------------|
A|------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------|

PD- VERSE
E|-----------|


Riff 2 with second guitar playing

C, G, F ,G



VERSE
E|------------|________


C            G          F           G
Tell me what more could she want to be

   C         G            F     G
A super hot friend with a fake I.D

    C             G           F             G
She takes off her clothes and hands them to me

   C             G      F         G
And what she did next I could not believe





PD-C HORUS
E|------------|______


F        G
Don't be fooled

    C               F
The first two hours ruled

    F        G
But then she seduced

   C               G    
Herself out of her room





CHORUS
E|------------|_____

          Am                      G
Singing, "What do you think about Kanye West?"

   C                        F
"I think that he's great, I think he's the best"

       Am                       G
"Yeah, I think he's better than John Steinbeck

  C                      Am
I think he's better than Phil Hartman"




VERSE 2
E|------------|___


 F          G
"Don't you agree?"

 C                         F
"Can't you see you're just like me

F              G
The man can do things

F                  G          G#
The rest of us can only dream of, baby"





BRIDGE
E|---------------------|


C (ring out)

Tell me what more could you want to see

C5          G5      F5          G5
Try to calm down or leave it to me

C5         G5               F5        G5
Freight elevator, now we're really rocking

C           G           F      G
Breaking my heart going window shopping




VERSE 3
E|------------|



F         G
Don't be shy

C               F
Cause my friend Brandon died

F          G
And I feel sad

F                  G           
I miss him, he was rad








ORDER
E|------------|____

RIFF 1
PD- VERSE
VERSE
PD-C HORUS
CHORUS
VERSE 2
RIFF 1
BRIDGE (Palm mute power chords)
VERSE 3
PD- VERSE