D
Back when I was just eighteen, I met the man in black

He said "Jon, it's nice to meet you, my name is Jack"
G
We hung out all the time, we became good friends
D
We ran around, we hit the town every damn weekend
A
I started missin' work 'cause I was dog-tired
G
That boss man had enough and good ol' Jack got me fired


[Chorus]
G
Me and Jack don't get along no more
D
He's high up on the shelf while I'm lyin' on the floor
G
He makes me do things I've never done before
A
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight

Don't know what I did last night

Should've left his ass at the liquor store
G                                   D
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more


[Verse 2]
D
I saw the girl of my dreams and man, she made me nervous

So, I leaned on my buddy Jack 'cause he gave me the courage
   G
I swept her off her feet, stole her heart and made her mine
D
She moved in and didn't like my friend Jack takin' all our time
A
She started gettin' jealous, said, "Jack's got to go"
G
He just wouldn't leave, so my girl hit the road


[Chorus]
G
And me and Jack don't get along no more
D
He's high up on the shelf while I'm lyin' on the floor
G
He makes me do things I've never done before
A
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight

Don't know what I did last night

Should've left his ass at the liquor store
G                                   D
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more

Oh no


[Bridge]
D
Well, Jack got me in a trouble and I wound up in jail
G
So, I'm here doin' time 'cause he won't pay my bail
A
I'm gonna change my ways as soon as I get out
G
I'm headed for that liquor store to buy a fifth of Crown, 'cause


[Chorus]
G
Me and Jack don't get along no more
D
He's high up on the shelf while I'm lyin' on the floor
G
He makes me do things I've never done before
A
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight

Don't know what I did last night

Should've left his ass at the liquor store
G                                   D
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more


[Outro]
   G                                 D
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more