A                            E       A
The assembly line is running slow on Monday
                              D                      A
They've been living it up and laying up Saturday and Sunday
   A
On Tuesday they're about to come around
                    D
But they still feel bad and they're kinda down
                          A                         E             A
And mad cause they've got four more days before the weekend rolls around
   A                 E            A
On Wednesday they're feeling fine again
                           E               A
And they're working like a dog and digging in
D                                                    E
Trying to do everything they should putting the cars together good
      A                                           E
And I got me a car that was made on Wednesday, on Wednesday

[Spoken]
If you're going to buy yourself a new car
                                                            A
You just better hope you're lucky enough to get one made on Wednesday

[Solo]
   A                    E     A
On Thursday the weekend is in sight
                                D                 A
And they're in a hurry and they don't do anything right
A
Friday is the worst day of the week, 
           D
That's the day they make lemon dogs and freaks
   A                            E                   
If your car was made on Friday, friend, you'll soon be in the creek
           A                      E   A
Cause it's payday and the loafing has begun
                           E                  A
Lord, the Friday cars just hope you don't get one

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday
            D                            E
Are all bad days and the only try day is Wednesday
                   A             E
My car was made on Wednesday, on Wednesday

[Spoken]
If your car wasn't made on Wednesday, 
                                      A
I'd advise you not to even leave home any