[Intro]
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[Chorus]
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

[Verse 1]
Dm         Am                  Dm
Out in the street the crowd is gatherin'
Dm                 Am                            Gm                 Am
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance
Dm               Am               Bb
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio
Dm               Am                 Gm
Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance
        Dm
For the little pig Vanz

[Chorus]
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

[Verse 2]
Dm                  Am                       Dm
You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world
Dm           Am                     Gm                    Am
So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move
Dm             Am
The little pig knows what to do
      Bb
He's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist
Dm                     Am
Before it's over, your pocket is clean
       Gm                  Am
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you

[Chorus]
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Dm          Bb              F
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Dm
Watch him or he'll rob you blind