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What you talkin' about?

[Verse 1]
G               C
I read it in the paper today
G                        C
Two cats howlin' 'til the break of day
G                            C
Up on the back fence, they're makin' a play
   D
One stepped across the line, the other blew him away

[Verse 2]
G                          C
Up in the morning, down the road 'n I'm gone
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Been with my sweetie, we was up all night long
G                          C
My head is throbbin', man I gotta find a song
   D
The radio depress me, tell me what's goin' on

[Chorus]
    G               C
Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
    G            C
Headlines, like I really want to know
    G           D
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
                      C
Another crazy day, headlines

[Verse 3]
G              C
I saw it on the 6:30 news
G                           C
Some freakin' deacon wearin' military shoes
G                    C
He's mad at me, buddy, he's mad at you
    D
He's gonna drop the Big One and there's nothin' I can do

[Chorus]
    G               C
Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
    G            C
Headlines, like I really want to know
    G           D
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
                      C
Another crazy day, headlines, oh

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 4]
G                          C
Up on the mountain, man I'm feelin' alright
G                         C
Been to the temple and I'm sleepin' at night
G                           C
Here come a stranger, need a paper to light
         D
Man, he's bustin' with the news about the fightin' tonight

[Chorus]
    G               C
Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
    G          C
Headlines, do I really want to know
    G           D
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
                      C
Another crazy day, headlines

[Chorus]
    G               C
Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
    G            C
Headlines, like I really want to know
    G           D
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
                      C
Another crazy day, headlines, oh

[Outro]
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