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Why, Why, WHY
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Hey daddy, I Smack Deez Hoes
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Put My PeePee In Some Cheerios
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I Got A Pencil In My Nose
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And I Beat My Diper Every Where I Go!
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Gotta Hop Hop Like A Bunny
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Poop My Pants And Now Its Runny
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I Go MHM MHM You Think That's Funny
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I Stuff My Diper With All My Money
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JEFFY!, Why Why!
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JEFFY Don't Do That! WHY WHY!
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JEFFY Don't Poop Your Pants! WHY WHY!
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JEFFY Eat Your Green Beans! WHY WHY!

CAT PIANO G  O!!!(Repeted Meows)OH JEFFY STOP THAT

(Long Pause) Why?
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Got A Helmet On Top Of My Head
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Spanked My PeePee Until It Was Red
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Eat Green Beans Id Rather Be Dead
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It's Ten O'Clock And Im Ready For Bed
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Hey Daddy I Just Showed You How To Poop On The Track!
So uh
I Got My Carrots On I Got My Bunny Suit On, I'm Ready For Bed