One, two, hey

When my bones are in the ground
Crumble up my eulogy
Flush it down the shitter

And pour one out for me
Pour one out for me
Or two or even three

When I die, nobody cry
Just pour one out for me
When they put me six feet under
Pop that Jimmy Beam
Smoke a J and shout: Hooray!

And party hard for me
Pour one out for me
Oh, pour one out for me
I want everyone to get fucked up
And pour one out for me

I hate formaldehyde
Save your suit and tie
My dying wish is
That my bitches chug a Smirnoff ice

So get down on one knee
And pour one out for me

My cousin is a drug dealer
He’ll get you high for free
Pour one out for me
Or two or twenty-three
Put the fun in funeral
Throw up your Don Julio
That sounds fucking beautiful
Just pour one out for me