C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F                 Fm
Everybody’s, everybody’s

C
Jelly beans stress me out
         Am
Because one time I bit
       F
Into one that looked like cola
        Fm
But it tasted more like shit

C
And if jelly beans stress me out
     Am
How the hell am I supposed to make friends
        F
When every time I trust someone
       Fm
They fuck me in the end

        C
I’m 'boutta clear my history
       Am
You’re all dead to me
        Bb
These NPCs mean nothin' — stay inside
     F                     Fm
Hide your kids and hide your wife

C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F               Fm
Everybody’s cut
C              Bb
You and you and her
     F            Fm
I’m over it, you’re done
C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F                     Fm
No one’s safe and everybody’s cut

C
All my life I thought air was free
     Am
Until I bought a bag of chips
         F
I also thought my best friend
        Fm
Wouldn’t be the one talkin’ shit

C
And if bags of chips stress me out
       Am
How the hell am I supposed to find love
         F
I’d rather be paranoid and numb
       Fm
Than dumb

        C
I’m 'boutta clear my history
       Am
You’re all dead to me
        Bb
These NPCs mean nothin' — stay inside
     F                     Fm
Hide your kids and hide your wife

C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F              Fm
Everybody’s cut
C              Bb
You and you and her
     F            Fm
I’m over it, you’re done
C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F                     Fm
No one’s safe and everybody’s cut

C
Look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes

Look me in the eyes
Bb
I don’t trust it
C
Look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes

Look me in the eyes
Bb
I don’t trust it
C
Look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes

Look me in the eyes
Bb
I call bullshit
C
Lock your doors, stay inside
Bb
Hide your kids and hide your wife

C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F              Fm
Everybody’s cut
G              Bb
You and you and her
     F            Fm
I’m over it, you’re done
C             Bb
Welcome to the purge
F                     Fm
No one’s safe and everybody’s cut