C          C/B            Am              Am/G           F
It's a quarter to three and it's clear, clear to me that you're leaving
C   C/B           Am            Am/G           F
Usually, we don't come, come to blows till the evening
        C              C/B        Am           Am/G            F           G
Now the neighbours are out on the street tryna hear what we're screaming about


[Chorus]
   C                 C/B Am
Oh if they need a one to one
  C                 C/B Am
A reason or an explanation
C                   C/B Am
If they need lessons on leaving
     Am/G         F#*         F
I'll send them to you, Houdini


[Verse 2]
           C          C/B         Am          Am/G                F
Now you're looking at me like you can't quite believe what you're feeling
    C           C/B              Am         Am/G     F
But I've always known that you'd go without giving a reason
   C           C/B           Am             Am/G      F#*
Oh you start a war, slam the door, throw it all in my face
   F
So I don't want you to stay


[Chorus]
C                 C/B Am
If they need a one to one
  C                 C/B Am
A reason or an explanation
C                   C/B Am
If they need lessons on leaving
     Am           F#*         F
I'll send them to you, Houdini


[Bridge]
F
I'll make my day and trade your place
     Am               C/G
With anyone who's not walking away again
F                        Am
I blame each escapade on my mistakes
        C/G              Dm F
For not letting all this end


[Chorus]
C                 C/B Am
If they need a one to one
  C                 C/B Am
A reason or an explanation
C                   C/B Am
If they need lessons on leaving
     Am/G         F#*         F
I'll send them to you, Houdini


C                 C/B Am
If they need a one to one
  C                 C/B Am
A reason or an explanation
C                   C/B Am
If they need lessons on leaving
     Am/G         F#*        F
I'll send them to you, Houdini


[Outro]
C    C/B  F
Mhh, mmh, mmh
C    C/B  F
Mhh, mmh, mmh
C    C/B  F
Mhh, mmh, mmh
C    C/B  F
Mhh, mmh, mmh