E                                                                  A
                        E
Someone's gonna have to explain it to me.-- I'm not sure what it
means;

     A                                     E          C#m
 E                   B
my baby's feeling funny in the morning, she's having trouble getting
into her jeans.

      E
   A                                 E
Her waistline seems to be expanding, although she never feels like
eating a thing;

   A                                        E            C#m      E
              B        A
I guess we'll reach some understanding when we see what the future
brings.


I met her in a crowded barroom, one of those typical Hollywood scenes;

I was doing my very best Bogart, but I was having trouble getting
into her jeans.
I punched an unemployed actor, defending her dignity;
He stood up and knocked me through that barroom door and that girl
came home with me.

CHORUS I:
        A                                    E                  C#m
                            E
Now baby's feelin' funny in the morning, she says she's got a lot on
her mind.

A                                 E
            F#                  B
Nature didn't  give any warning, now she's gonna have to leave her
wild ways behind

        A                                       E
        A                                  E

She says she doesn't care if she never spends another night running
loose on the town

                                   A                           E
                 C#m          E               B
she's gonna be a mother. Take a look in my eyes and tell me brother
if I look like I'm ready.