If you spill the beans to your missus
She'll definitely kick your ass to the curb
So come on, let's turn things around
'Cause that's what you're into, dude
Stop feeding her those tall tales
About hanging out with the boys

And if you buy me a little something
(Ey la dirla da da)
I'll keep my trap shut for another year
(Ey la dirla da da)
Just watch your step, honey
(Ey la dirla da da)
'Cause I've got a big mouth, you know
(Ey la dirla da da)

On Saturday, we'll hit the beach
(Ey la dirla da da)
And if I suddenly get a little hot
(Ey la dirla da da)
You know what happens, right?
(Ey la dirla da da)
When the lifeguard lays eyes on me
(Ey la dirla da da)
So the lifeguard will come running
(Ey la dirla da da)
And we'll jet off to Brazil together
(Ey la dirla da da)
I'll send you a postcard
(Ey la dirla da da)
With a big screw you to your wife
(Ey la dirla da da)
You'll never know where it's coming from
(Ey la dirla da da)
It'll hit you out of the blue
(Ey la dirla da da)

Ey la dirla da da
Ey la dirla da da
Ey la dirla da da
Ey la dirla da da

If you spill the beans to your missus
She'll definitely kick your ass to the curb
So come on, let's turn things around
'Cause that's what you're into, dude