Jeff
The two of us, we’ll start off caring
All about this life we’re sharing
You and I
We’ll be high
Upon the fumes of luh-uh-ove
You’ll laugh at my jokes
We’ll be as sweet as two cherry cokes
And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen
Diana
Sounds wounderful
Jeff
Then I’ll take you out to dinner
All the while my wallets thinner
And I’ll yell
Where the hell
Did all my money go-oh-oh
But I’ll put off everything
So I can save for a three-karat ring
And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen
Diana
I don’t care about stuff like that…
Jeff
And I’ll be sure
That’s what I’m for
Cause you bring me a joy
I can’t buy or sell
But one night you’ll ask
“Do you still love me?
Cause sometimes I can’t quite tell!”
Diana
And how do you know?
Jeff
So then I’m caught in this quandary
Cause I touched your dirty laundry
But that stuff
Is not enough
For you to know I care-air-air
Inside I’ll blow like a bomb
But outside, outside I’ll stay calm
And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen
Diana
Well, maybe if you opened up more…
Austen and male
But then one fateful day
Jeff
Thanks guys [?]
Austen and male
He’ll try to walk away
Jeff
That’s right
Austen and male
Despite
Jeff
My best givings
Male
Second thoughts
Jeff
And fear-
Jeff, austen, male
Ear-ears
Austen and male
Then he’ll claim
Jeff
It’s me not you
Male
Though we all know that that’s not true
(Diana giggles)
Jeff
Then you’ll look at me and burst into tears
To your
Jeff, austen, male
Surprise
Jeff
I’ll stop and listen
Cause no guy
Wants to make a girl cry
Male [?]
Boo-
Austen [?]
Hoo
Jeff
But then you’ll cry every day
I’ll pretend it’s a phase
And then I'll freak out and end it
Male
Aw
Jeff
Sadly that’s how this all ends
You will go and tell all your friends
Jeff, austen, male
I must be gay
Jeff
To
Jeff, austen, male
Walk away
Jeff
From a perfect girl like you
Now your friends all hate me too
But I just did what all men do
Austen and male
That’s true
Jeff
And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen
Male
It’ll fuck everything up.
Jeff
Now I’m broke and feel betrayed
Austen and male
And he’s not even getting laid
Jeff
That sucks
And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen
Austen [?]
Come on jeff. Bring us home.
Jeff
I know our relationship’s illusive
But, it is better than being exclusive
Jeff, austen, male
And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen
Gonna happen, yeah