F  C7

[Verse 1]
F                               C7
If you’re in trouble he will save the day
                                F
He’s brave and he’s fearless come what may
Gm                              C7
Without him the mission would go astray

[Chorus]
                F       Am      G       C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
        F       A       Bb      A
Without him life would be much grimmer
        Dm                      G7
He’s handsome trim and no one slimmer
        C7              F
He will never need a zimmer
                F       Am      G       C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
        F       A       Bb      A
More reliable than a garden trimmer
        Dm                      G7
He’s never been mistaken for Yuel Brinner
        C7                              F
He’s not bald and his head doesn’t glimmer

[Verse 2]
F                               C7
Master of the wit and repartee
                                F
His command of space directives is uncanny
Gm                              C7
How come he’s such a genius don’t ask me ask

[Chorus]
                F       Am      G       C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
        F       A       Bb      A
He’s also a fantastic swimmer
        Dm                      G7
And if you play your cards right
        C7                              F
Then he just might come around for dinner