[First Part]

F                                        Am
I still remember the third of December, me in
 Your sweater
                              Dm
You said it looked better on  me than it  did
 You
                   A#
Only if you knew, how  much I liked you
    A#m                       F
But I watch your eyes as she walks by
                  Am                         
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than the
   Dm
 Blue sky
                  A#         A#m
She's got you mesmerized while I die

[Chorus]

  F
Why would you ever kiss me?
     Am
I'm not even half as pretty
     Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just
Polyester
     A#
But you like her better
   A#m
I wish I were heather

[Segunda Parte]

 F
Watch as she stands with her, holding your
Hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm
Getting colder
     Dm
But how could I hate her, she's such an angel
 A#                  A#m
But then again, kinda wish she were dead

        F                           Am
As she walks by, what a sight for sore eyes
                    Dm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  A#           A#m
She's got you mesmerized while I die

[Chorus]

  F
Why would you ever kiss me?
     Am
I'm not even half as pretty
     Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just
Polyester
     A#
But you like her better
   A#m
I wish I were heather

[Bridge]

F   Am
Uh, oh
                    Dm
(I wish I were heather
   A#
Oh oh
    A#m
(I wish I were heather)

[Chorus]

  F
Why would you ever kiss me?
     Am
I'm not even half as pretty
     Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just
Polyester
     A#
But you like her better
   A#m
I wish I were