C
It rains all day in the desert
C
And Elvis is alive
C
A circle's got four corners
C
And two plus two is five
C
I've never been hungover
                    F
And there ain't no fish in the sea
C               G       C
And she'll come back to me

[Verse]
C
A guitar don't make music
C
And a bumblebee won't sting
C
It works if you don't use it
    G
And Dolly just can't sing
C
We don't go to church on Sundays
       F
And freedom it comes free
C             G          C
And she'll come back to me

[Chorus]
F                     C
And I heard her say "I do"
                             C
But just because one says a thing
                    G
That don't make it true
C
Now I'm sitting here by my lonesome
       F
Sad as a man can be
       C          G          C
Prayin' she'll come back to me


[Verse]
C
A clock don't tick and time stands still
C
Monkеy is a man's best friend
C
It's easiеr pusing that rock uphill
                         G
There's no such thing as sin
C
Mamas don't love their babies
                    F
And money grows on trees
C              G        C
And she'll come back to me

[Solo]
C G C G C F C F C x2

[Chorus]
       F               C
And I heard her say "I do"

But just because one says a thing
                    G
That don't make it true
C
Now I'm sitting here by my lonesome
       F
Sad as a man can be
        C           G       C
Prayin' she'll come back to me
            C            G       C
Oh, prayin' she'll come back to me