C God came down to Earth F C To enjoy what She'd created C Took a fishing trip to Georgia G To see what She could see C Cast out a holy line F C Thought She'd hooked a big one F C Reeled in a oil barrel G C And said, "Oh my me!" [Chorus] C F C This is why your whole world is on fire G This is why you can't drink from your own springs C G C G F This is why, this is why, this is why, why, why C G C This is why y'all can't have nice things [Verse] C So She walked back to the highway F C Flagged down a passing stranger C An old man with a kind streak G Who offered Her a toke C Just as She was partakin' F C The blue lights started flashing F C As they slipped the handcuffs on Her G C She thought this must be a joke [Chorus] C F C This is why y'all are all strung out to Christmas G This is why I left you all them seeds C G C G F This is why, this is why, this is why, why, why C G C This is why y'all can't have nice things [Solo] C F C G C F C F C G C [Verse] C So She walked out of the jail F C With a rap sheet and no money Went lookin' for a coffee G And passed by an angry mob C They were yelling about people F C Who should suffer pain eternal F C She asked one for a dollar G C And they said, "Sinner, get a job" [Outro] C F C This is why (This is why) I blessed you with compassion G This is why (This is why) I gave you empathy C F C This is why (This is why) I said to love your neighbor G This is why (This is why) pills don't grow on trees C F C This is why (This is why) I gave you all salvation G This is why (This is why) angels lose their wings C G C G F This is why, this is why, this is why, why, why C G C This is why y'all can't have nice things C G C Oh, this is why y'all can't have nice things