C            G          F
    The day that you died was a good day,
    C           G             F
    Hundreds of people wished you on your way, 
         C             G               F
    Neil Gaiman wrote about you on his blog, 
        C            G        F
    and you and your girl ate mini corndogs 

  CHORUS

        F              C            G
    Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
        F             C               G 
    You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
            C         G        F 
    and you married a girl we adore, 
        D     C          G
    But now I reap the rewards  

  VERSE 2

        C             G             F
    Oh, thank you for all your hard work, Hank 
         C            G               F
    Your bank account swelled a lot before it shrank, 
        C              G              F
    But you could have worked maybe a little bit harder, 
          C            G      F
    Yeah, I could have used a few more thousand dollars 

  CHORUS

        F              C            G
    Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
        F             C               G 
    You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
            C         G        F 
    and you married a girl we adore, 
        D     C          G
    But now I reap the rewards 

  VERSE 3

        C                G          F
    You watched a lot of people get married, 
    C        G      F
    John and Sarah, John and Amy, 
    C         G      F
    Ethan and Sarah, Jason and Ashley, 
    C    G       F
    Holy crap, I bet they'll all have babies. 

  CHORUS

        F              C            G
    Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
        F             C               G 
    You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
            C         G        F 
    and you married a girl we adore, 
        D     C          G
    But now I reap the rewards 
        D     C          G
    But now I reap the rewards 
          D     C          G
    Yeah, now I reap the rewards 
    
  OUTRO

        C            G          F
    The day that you died was a good day,