Intro:
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Why do you sit there so strange?
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Is it because you are beautiful?
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You must think you are deranged
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Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

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You must think Santa Claus weird
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He has long hair and a beard
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Giving his presents for free
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Why do police guys mess with peace guys?


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Let's get Santa Claus 'cause;

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Santa Clause has a red suit,he's a communist
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And a beard, and long hair, must be a pacifist
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What's in the pipe that he's smoking?

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Mister Claus sneaks in your house at night
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He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight
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Why do police guys beat on peace guys