Bm

[Verse]
   Bm
He came to the river
   D
of razor blades
Bm
Noticed them boating
G
happy men
              D
from standard toil
                C
where mosquitos fly alive
    Bm
and dive
           A
On whole tomatoes

[Chorus]
D
Happy men fishing
   G
Precise razor blades
        F#m                G
They're slicing up whole tomatoes
D
Spoiler mosquitos
     G
from vast everglades
    F#m               G
are diving on whole tomatoes

[Outro]
  G
tomatoes
  G
tomatoes