Intro: D A Em G

[Verse 1]
               D
I'll fill your pillow case up with snakes, the man eating kind, 
D
Oh, you call yourself a woman, but I doubt it they would mind. 
   Em     G         D
Oh my,oh. Oh, oh oh my.
D
There's just one problem with my plan, you spend your nights with another man 
    Em                  G                 D
No, you don't rest your head with mine no more
           Em           G                   D
I've gotta take my plot back to the drawing board 
   Em      G      D       Em  G
Oh my, oh. Oh, oh my. Oh, my, my


[Chorus]
   D             A                  Em
Oh lately, I'm a heart ache, I'm a desperate plan in hands, 
          G                          D
Oh, I'm a blue-print in the sand, Oh my


[Verse 2]
D
You mentioned taking a holiday and I recalled you couldn't swim
D
So I booked us scuba diving off the North coast of Belgium. 
   Em     G         D
Oh my,oh. Oh, oh oh my.
D
And I drew an image in my head, of you sinking just like led 
      Em              G                D
But I never found you washed up on the shore, 
           Em           G                   D
I've gotta take my plot back to the drawing board
   Em      G      D       Em  G
Oh my, oh. Oh, oh my. Oh, my, my


[Chorus]
   D             A                  Em
Oh lately, I'm a heart ache, I'm a desperate plan in hands, 
          G                          D
Oh, I'm a blue-print in the sand, Oh my

[Bridge]
    Em              G
Oh, I'm the one you seldom came to see
D            Em
Oh, I was hidden,
G                  Em
Oh, I've been busy working on my scheme, 
G                       Em   G    A
Oh, to teach you how to hu---uuu-uurt


[Verse 3]
D
You said you needed a haircut, I recommended Mr Todd
Of all the men in this big bad world, he's perfect for the job 
   Em      G       D       Em  G
Oh my, oh, Oh, oh, my, Oh, my, my. 


[Outro]
   D             A                  Em
Oh lately, I'm a heart ache, I'm a desperate plan in hands, 
          G                          D
Oh, I'm a blue-print in the sand, Oh my
   D*            A*                Em*
Oh lately, I'm a heart ache, and I haven't seen you since
           G*                          D*
So now I'm praying that your mince, oh my.