G        C                D
oh mom, was always wondering why i was into sports
   G        C                D         C                  Em
oh mom, was always wondering why i was staying after school
               C              G          D                   Em
i'm into sports mom and also i'm in the locker room with the boys
              C         D
i'm in the shower and i drop the soap every time
G     C      G      D      G
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh homos
  C            G          D           G
no one knows a homo like us we love homos

Em              C
lesbians are cool
G
and straights are fools
Em            C
lesbians rule their scene
D
but the homos are the coolest of the cools
G     C      G      D
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
G
homos

           G                 C
they never knock at my front door
           G               D
they never ring on the phone
            G                C
they always come through the window
            G                     D
through the back door through the throat
G     C      G      D
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
G
homos