B                              F#
You can try... holding up a payroll with your pants around your ankles
      G#m                            F#
And a darkened plastic bag over your head

Tied on real tightly
    B                             F#
Put sugar in the gas tank of your flat-tired getaway car
        G#m                       F#
With an amputated arsehole at the wheel
G#5               G5               F#5
You can't tell me that it's a real steal

[Chorus]
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail

[Verse]
       B                  F#
Try to viciously attack a Newtown Jets half backer
     G#m                                  F#
With both hands and legs tied behind your back
                      B
And a sultry shade of lipstick on your mouth
           F#
And if you somehow make it out
G#m                          F#
Call his mum a hooker on the way
G#5           G5              F#5
Well today is really not your day

[Chorus]
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail

[Verse]
    B                        F#
Try saving all the trees, or free the refuges
   G#m                          F#
Or prove you're not a coward by killing Johnny Howard
B                               F#
Murder all the Racists, welcome blokes from other places
G#m                           F#
Force everyone to stop eating meat
  G#5             G5               F#5
I wouldn't bother getting off your seat
F#5               G5                 B            F#
I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time
           B              G#m                    B           F#
And if you want to make a difference you'll just end up in a prison
        B              G#m            F#
Getting buggered every time you go to sleep

[Chorus]
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail
             B    E              B    E
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail