| C | C | C D | C G |


[Verse 1]
    C            Am
The planet of my dreams
    C         C
The EARTH, my EARTH
   C              Am
Is bulging at the seams
    C         C
The EARTH, my EARTH
     E            Am
It's full of many schemes
    G               C
And as the sunlight beams
    A            D
The glory of our sciences
    B          E
And militant alliances
  C#               F#
Reveal their BABC  WORTH
          D                 E
Along the mounds of dead appliances!


[Interlude]
| C | C | C D | C G |
(O- o- oh O- o- o- oh)


[Verse 2]
    C            Am
The planet of my dreams
    C         C
The EARTH, my EARTH
  C                 Am
I hear it's muffled screams
    C         C
The EARTH, my EARTH
    E               Am
And though it often seems
     G         C
From televison beams
     A            D
That ignorance is rampant there
    B           E
And Govermental Goons don't care
  C#                F#
I know that I shall not despair
    D                  E
And CHEAT like ALL THE D ST
     D                 C#            B
I'll just keep on With what I do the best!


[Outro]
E                         F#
(Cheat-Cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!) I CAN'T C  IT! x7