Another amazing day to open shop
I heard the Dow Jones ended double positive
Today they’re back for more
Me and my shares are on a bubble up
And we’re never coming down
An unbelievably booming economy, now!

Come everyone gather 'round
The end of the world is any time now
Let us all join hands and say a prayer
Heavenly Father, can you do that thing you do and lower interest rates?

Some of the most impressive real estate
Is being developed near my house
An inconceivably lucrative fortuity, wow!

Come everyone gather 'round
The end of the world is any time now
So hold up both your hands
It’s raining money
Grab everything your back will let you carry