B   D  E   A   C  C#
B


[Verse 1]
E
I’m gonna tease my hair,
E
I'm gonna get my new suit on.
E
Check my little black book,
E
See who'll be the lucky one.
A
Four-star Rosy gets to have me
A
All night long.  D
E
But she gets too friendly

E                 D             E


[Chorus]

When the hanky panky is done.
A                          B
But then she hangs out in my town,
C                     C#m C#
And she tries to track me down.
A                              B
She always wants to stick around,
E
Kiss the clown!


[Verse 2]
E
Hop in my car,
E
Take off for the cash station,
Em
To get more money
E
To boost my reputation.
A
It's ladies' night at the bar,
E
I make a reservation.
                               D
I let the girls all buy me drinks,
                 E
That's instigation.


[Chorus 2]
A                                 B
But then her eyes get big and brown,
C                                C#
and her words all marriage-bound.
A                                B
But when I love you comes around,
A
Kiss the clown!

This ain't no romance, pretty baby.
E
Kiss the clown!


[Chorus 3]
A
Oh, don't get stuck on me, honey.
E
Kiss the clown!


[Outro]
G A
Bend over baby, this ain't love!