E E C# G# [Verse] E Went out to a Christmas party B Had a fifth of cold Bacardi C#m G# Saw a Santa Claus in red, with an aching head E But he wasn't very merry B In fact he was kinda scary C#m D Ho-ho-hell was all he said [Pre-Chorus] A He took a drink B And then another two A Beneath the sink B I seen him turning blue A And in a wink B He’s up the chimney, out the flu B (rest) (...pop...) Screaming like a drunken Ebenezer Scrooge [Chorus] E I'm drinkin up Christmas! C# G# Cause I got no job, I'm a lazy slob, yeah E I'm drinkin' up Christmas! C# G# Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them E A holiday hero, yeah, but C#m I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O E I'm drinking up Christmas! C# D Tonight, alright! [Interlude] |A | % |B |B (rest)| > [Verse] E He's making a list and checking B The kids that he feels like wrecking C#m G# As he stumbles through the night, all pink and white E And he was just get’n goin’ B But then when the booze start flowing C#m D Challenged Frosty to a fight [Pre-Chorus] A He said come on B I got a gift for you A So bring it on! B I'll make ya black and blue A A little song A B I think that Santa Claus is through And he got a nose as red as you know who [Outro] E I'm drinking up Christmas! C# G# Cause I got no job, I'm a lazy slob, yeah E I'm drinking' up Christmas! C# G# Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them E A Holiday hero C#m yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O E I'm drinking up Christmas! C# D Tonight, alright! E I'm drinking up Christmas! (C# D E x Infinity)